Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.
OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
OCTOBER IS TOMORROW
a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
If only I was given a dollar for every time I made myself look stupid in front of a cute person
Friend: If you had a superpower, which one would you choose?
THIS HAD BEEN DRIVING ME NUTS FOR FOREVER.
So there. Now I have figured it out.
People who I suspect have thought about this less than me:
- Peter Jackson
- real geneticists
And this is how a fanfic writer works.
Imagine Puck before The Iron King, killing time as a not-so-typical college student names Robbie Goodfell.
Imagine him and Meghan sitting in English class one day as their teacher wheels in a rickety old TV set and begins a lecture on “A Midsummer Night’s Dream”.
“Now,” he says, folding his…
when the teacher comes around to collect your homework