masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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(via punin10ded)



luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

(via punin10ded)



grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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(via im-house-trained)



moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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(via smiling-at-sunsets)



fvming:

If only I was given a dollar for every time I made myself look stupid in front of a cute person

(Source: slomps, via demon-sweets)



illegalaustralien:

Friend: If you had a superpower, which one would you choose?

Me:

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zetsubonna:

jessamygriffin:

websandwhiskers:

THIS HAD BEEN DRIVING ME NUTS FOR FOREVER. 

So there.  Now I have figured it out. 

People who I suspect have thought about this less than me:

  • Tolkien
  • Peter Jackson
  • real geneticists
  • God
  • anyone

Good lord.

And this is how a fanfic writer works.

(via demon-sweets)



http://imagine-iron-fey.tumblr.com/post/98805387448/imagine-puck-before-the-iron-king-killing-time-as 

imagine-iron-fey:

Imagine Puck before The Iron King, killing time as a not-so-typical college student names Robbie Goodfell.
Imagine him and Meghan sitting in English class one day as their teacher wheels in a rickety old TV set and begins a lecture on “A Midsummer Night’s Dream”.
“Now,” he says, folding his…




pennylessproud:

when the teacher comes around to collect your homework

(via turtlelegacy)



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